introdouche

1. (Introdouche) (6172↑, 4580↓)

The way in which a douchebag would go about introducing his/herself. Bragging about their meaningless accomplishments in an attempt to impress you.

Chris: Watch this, John's about to introdouche himself to Carol. John (Speaking to Carol) : "Nice to meet you, John's the name. Nice rack. Think I met you one time at the bowling party. I won three times." Carol: "Thanks for introdouching yourself."

Author: NickPisky http://introdouche.urbanup.com/6385368

2. (Introdouche) (33↑, 59↓)

When someone introduces you to a potential love interest and cock blocks you at the same time.

Bob to Mary - "Hey have you met my friend Tom, you just moved into a new place right? Maybe you can help him out he is still living with his mom." Tom - "Yo man you so just Introdouched me\!"

Author: everlastingben http://introdouche.urbanup.com/5028918

3. (Introdouche) (30↑, 70↓)

v. To introduce someone to a douche bag.

Jon: My friend Frank is coming to town, I have to warn you though, he kinda sucks... bad... Jord: So we have to hang out? We haaaaave to? Jon: Just wait till I introdouche you, you'll know what I mean\!

Author: jordotech http://introdouche.urbanup.com/3347492

Related: introduce

Last updated: 2012.02.29